You like the nut? You like the ant? You like the word "freakin’"? You’re in luck! We have cool shirts and hats, something for everyone. We even have the parable for sale as a nifty little book.

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FYI, 10% of the profits from all of our products will go to an inspiring, non-profit charitable organization. Coming soon … a chance to nominate your favorite organization to be our 2007 recipient!

Our Online Store

To purchase hats, t-shirts, and more, visit our store.

Paperback Flip Book

Bound copies of the book are available at our online store for $14.99.

PDF Download

Download a PDF version of the story for $2.99. We accept payment via PayPal; a charge from ClearSpace, LLC will appear on your credit card bill. You will be able to download the book upon completion of payment.

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